Every Day is the 14th

colly3000 @ 2008-07-09T18:08:00

2008-07-09T22:16:27Z

colly3000 @ 2006-10-28T11:46:00

2006-10-28T15:46:56Z

I got a 39 on my exam.
On the bright side, the class average was 32!

colly3000 @ 2006-10-15T14:40:00

2006-10-15T18:41:43Z

Why do I insist on paying $60 for a bad hangover when I could be using that money to go shopping today? Instead I can't get out of bed cause I feel so deathly. Blah. nuff o dat.

SHALOM

2006-08-01T01:46:52Z

Hello,
Please free your calendars for August 7th for my going away last night shabang. Please come and say farewell, I don't care if we have barely hung out all summer, seeing you only once or twice is better than not seeing you at all. The more love the better!

Where- Bitter End
Time- 9:00
Special- $5 martini's

colly3000 @ 2006-07-20T09:24:00

2006-07-20T12:18:30Z

My mom just told me over the phone, "you're going to be Canada's next top fashion-communicator."
Hahahaa, I love her, what words of inspiration....

ridin dirty?

2006-07-17T08:08:03Z

Last night was a blast with girls! Emily and I got off work and went to her house to to have wine, lindsay came over and the night began....

lindsay and emily

when did I get breasts?

gorg...

couldn't leave home without bandaids

this is where I start looking really confused....

ummm, not right now honey

leg?

and flash forward about a million bars and tons o' drinks

we don't know these people but really wanted pics dancing all up on em'

not as close of a grind, but a great effort

And then we got street meat, found some people at pizza corner, and I ate the rest of someones pizza.

So much fun, met up with Nicole, Cari, Rena...
On the way home lindsay and I asked every male we saw to walk us home. None did. I think it's because we were singing "ridin' dirty."
And yes, I am 18 again, obviously!

colly3000 @ 2006-06-29T22:41:00

2006-06-30T01:36:09Z

Anyone else as lurksome as me?
I am so............

colly3000 @ 2006-05-10T19:41:00

2006-05-10T23:45:54Z

I wish I could stop this shopping therapy, oh I wish I could. It really just leaves me feeling worse than before.

colly3000 @ 2006-05-08T21:48:00

2006-05-09T02:20:22Z

I'm coming home. I'm so sick of the city, working inside, dirty air, barf on the streets, bums, no lakes/oceans, expensiveness.
I need sweet love from family and friends, camping, cottages, patios, petes fruitique, wild animals, swimming, and my uncle lighting farts.
By the end of 3 months I may be sick of it, but with my mom being sick when I left 2 years ago and never fully recovering and my dad not being 100%, I feel like I may not have another chance in the future to live with them again. I'm 22, and I think after this I will be too old to ever go back again.
I can't wait to spend everyday with Kaydollarsbillionaire, drinking coffee and talking optimistically like we always do. And inspiring one another.
And having lunch with my mom at satisfaction feast.
Oh life........
Why can't I just be Miranda July?

I'm a jerk

2006-05-05T13:00:42Z

Called Spence last night when I got home from the gallery party at about 2 am. I had 4 glasses of wine only. But if it's the kind of wine that I'm allergic to, I'm a drunk bitch. So yeah I was an annoying bitch and wouldn't let him get off the phone for about an hour while I chewed him out. I suck.

On a better note, the gallery was great, lots of great work.

I'm so excited to do wearable art with robyn and jo.

So tired. Laters.

colly3000 @ 2006-05-03T18:49:00

2006-05-03T22:58:07Z

Can't stop. Thinking about America's next top model. And what am I going to do to pass the time until it comes on. Please don't disappoint me ANTM.
Also, People should start sending me mail because I keep looking for my acceptance letter and am very disappointed when it's not there. However, I did get my tax return, and to my surprise, it was much larger than expected. Like say almost tripled! Yeah so I went shopping yesterday and payed off all my debt. Feels delicious.
Can I drink wine that has been sitting opened on my desk since last thursday evening? that's 6 days. Well I did. So don't answer that. And I'm going to go eat mushrooms. So screw allergies tonight.
krista, do you want to renew our vows?

Love,

HonkyC

colly3000 @ 2006-04-27T21:16:00

2006-04-28T01:17:13Z

youre my lady

youre my lady

jtaime le d'angel

et qwyn

colly3000 @ 2006-04-25T13:45:00

2006-04-25T18:08:09Z

Hi,
I am really obsessed with the show Big Love. Please tell me I'm not alone? I love Chloë Sevigny and am starting to really like Ginnifer Goodwin.

So my shifts got cut, krista left me, jess got a job- so I have nothing to do and have resorted to making clothes and drinking wine. once I start sewing really horribly I know it's time to go to bed and pick up again the next day. I know I should be looking for a job so I can pay my rent, but I have great hope that my tax return will come to my doorstep within the next few days and I can continue to live this mindless life. but with my luck, no. Opps I just ate some thread.

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Bit of a resizing prob....

s'all. Love!

colly3000 @ 2006-04-24T19:24:00

2006-04-24T23:28:10Z

Does anyone have Adobe disks they can lend me compatible with PC? Like Photoshop and the basics.
Paaaleeease. Tanx.

I am so full of shit

2006-04-17T22:56:16Z

Wow, I'm sportin a badass hicky right now. I look like I've been strangled.
I'm done school and done my portfolio. Time to relax and chill with my fav grils Kaydee and Robina on&on badu. And the Roomies, can't ferget em. Although I think they are becoming a bit too gangsta for me.
I would love to have a craft night soon- Robina and Joe, that means you.
Have been going to some Images festival stuff and it has completely blown my mind. Went to a brunch in the most amazing architecturally astounding house that I have ever seen. This is my dream home. Now I just need to become rich to fulfill these dreams of mine. But I'm on my way.
This is my album cover for my raps.

If anyone wants to be featured let me know. Me= famous.
Almost went to New York yesterday on a whim, but my Id is expired so I couldn't. Free drive and everything. I wanted to dance all night... and sleep somewhere unfamiliar.

S'all for now,
Later homeslice.

colly3000 @ 2006-04-09T00:41:00

2006-04-09T04:55:10Z

I can't stop thinking about this one night when I was lying in bed with the window open, it was raining and I really felt like I went back in time. I was camping with a god friend Holly in the cabot trails.... but it wasn't even raining. In fact, the weather was beautiful and when we woke up there were drops of dew everywhere including the top of the tent and when we moved they all fell down in one motion.
Certain songs remind me of this, such as any beck song on the sea of change album, and a few flaming lips songs. This starts a thought process and I feel so sick for home. Everything I hated when I was there I miss passionately. Like all the people that dressed horribly and talked really horrible english grammar. I miss that, it's not here.I call my dad drunk in the middle of the night to hear his hick accent. And Presto pastaworks. And the paperchase cafe. And Dharma sushi. And Great Ocean. And the commons. And Queen st. Spring Garden road. Halifax, do you know how beautiful you are?
And steph mackay. What a truly amazing person. Robyn I know you hear me.
I miss nature so much, I think I would eat the grass if I saw it in front of me.
I'm just bitter that I didn't appreciate what I had right in front of me the whole time and wanted to leave it immediately. So cliche, but really, you don't know what you got till it's gone.
Story of my life.
Blah.

colly3000 @ 2006-03-31T09:35:00

2006-03-31T14:47:23Z

Wow,last night when I supposed to be studying and doing work, I wasn't!
Why? Because of this website! www.myheritage.com It tells you which celebrity you look like! I got Shannon Elizabeth, Jessica Alba, Alyssa Milano, Mira Sorvino, Natalie Portman, and an asian guy? And a middle eastern guy? HAha, I love it... do try!

NUDGE

2006-03-14T16:43:51Z

Did I mention that I love Robina-on&on-badu?
Ahhhh, life is good.

Wrote a song about Jess:

Well, woke up this morning
With a Big Mac in my hand
What fries, whose fries
Where's my Hot Apple Pies
Must be a joke
I can't believe there's no Coke
Thank you, thank you, thank you

yeah, short but sweet.

colly3000 @ 2006-03-10T22:48:00

2006-03-11T04:04:17Z

just spent too much time looking for the lyrics to toy soldier (not the eminem song) but to my dismay- no success. This, however, was found. Ah well, good enough.

I like to eat eat eat apples and bananas (2x)
I like to eat eat eat apples and bananas (2x)

I like to ate ate ate ay-pples and banay-nays (2x)

I like to eat eat eat ee-pples and banee-nee-s (2x)

I like to ite ite ite i-pples and bani-ni-s (2x)

I like to oat oat oat o-pples and bano-no-s (2x)

I like to oot oot oot oo-pples and banoo-noo-s (2x)

I like to eat eat eat apples and bananas (2x)

colly3000 @ 2006-03-10T02:26:00

2006-03-10T07:28:02Z

Goodness----> singing ole time song with robyn over the phone, and talking to k- money about ish.
sorry I left the bar early... I suck and get bored easily- a.d.d..
+ too drunk.

colly3000 @ 2006-02-12T13:11:00

2006-02-12T21:14:41Z

Happy Birthday Robie, Love Cobie.

colly3000 @ 2006-02-09T19:22:00

2006-02-10T00:42:58Z

"Now tell me somethin' that I don't know, like if we have sex you don't want doe." -Mase

colly3000 @ 2006-02-07T14:52:00

2006-02-07T19:59:16Z

These songs are dedicated to Robina-on-&-on-badu for her birthday cause she's vegan and they completely don't relate to her at all....!!!

1.MEAT
Hey, ooh, oh
One rule you all should obey
Eat from the four basic food groups everyday
Have bread, and vegetables too
Some dairy products, but whatever you do

Don't you forget about meat
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't you forget about meat

2.BURGER KING
What's the price for fries
I'll take the jumbo size
I need fast food tonight

3.GET FAT
Fatter, fatter
Shake 'n Bake, fatter
Shake 'n Bake, fatter
Fatter

Corndogs, pizza, Coca Cola
Yogurt, butterscotch, granola
Look at me, I'm fatter
I'm fatter, I'm fatter

Friends all gather 'round me
My enemies surround me
Yelling "Fatso, fatso, fatso"
I've eaten at every single greasy spoon on Queen st.
That's right, I'm fatter

Don't you know my weight is going up, up, up, up, up
I tell you, this turkey sure is tough
Tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough

They got pizza on the west side
French fries up town
Corn dogs deep fried in batter
I'm fatter

Go ahead, bite the big calzone
Don't mind the calories
Pile it on my platter
I'm fatter

Pile it up, pile it high up

colly3000 @ 2006-02-03T20:24:00

2006-02-04T01:26:01Z

This is getting really boring. I will give/send someone something good if they say something interesting. Or funny. fuck.

colly3000 @ 2006-01-25T16:01:00

2006-01-25T21:14:06Z

when I was bored I wrote a couple of songs.

this first one is dedicated to my last roomate joe;

Gee, I'm a nerd
Seen each Star Trek eighty times
Memorized each word

Home alone
On Friday nights
But I got eight gigabytes
Left on my hard drive

I'm hooked as I can get
Into the Internet
Maybe you would like to see my web page

I love my new PC
It means the world to me
So many things to download

Gee, I'm a nerd
All the jocks and muscle heads
Flip me the bird
Cause I'm a nerd

Gee, I'm a nerd

This one I wrote for qwyn, I'm not sure why;

Avocado
What makes you think you're so holy
You're gonna be guacamole before too long

Oh, you're a green one
You know that you're out of season
You'd better let somebody eat you
Let somebody eat you
Ya better let somebody eat you
Before it's too late

This one I wrote for Town Shoes;

Hit my snooze alarm for the twenty seventh time
Just don't feel like goin' to work - I think I'll call my boss, then I'm
Gonna hack and cough and wheeze
Swear I got some strange disease
What's that little twerp gonna say
Hey

I'm callin' in sick today
Callin' in sick today

I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp
I could spend all day in my underwear wathing "Ernest Goes To Camp"
I could sit and count my hair
I could burp my Tupperware
I'm not busy anyway
Hey

I'm callin' in sick today
Callin' in sick today
Ain't goin' to work, no way
Callin' in sick today

I can do anything I want to
I am invincible now
I'm on fire, baby
I'm alive, I'm alive, can you hear me, world?
I'm alive

Maybe I'll spend all day staring at the sun
And trying not to squint
Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from
My belly button lint
When I'm sick of takin' abuse
I just make up some lame excuse
Freedom's just seven digits away
Hey

I'm callin' in sick today
Callin' in sick today
Ain't gonna work, no way
Callin' in sick today